I love Juli's random thoughts. You know, they are kind of...random, but it made me think of things that I find random. I love the word random. Random is defined by, ironically, Random House Webster's Pocket Dictionary as "without aim or consistency." That is probably the most succint it gets. I'm sure that, say, the Oxford Dictionary would have a much longer meaning with origin and phonetically spelled, etc. Luckily, I am not a complete moron and I know how to say "random" without having to sound it out.
So, here are my random thoughts:
1. The world is a better place with DVR in it.
2. I spend way too much money on groceries because I buy fruit and veggies, which of course, are way more expensive than white bread and potato chips.
3. It's hard to think of random thoughts when you're trying. I was chock-full the other day.
4. I don't like mean people. I want to be a person full of love and light. And those mean people, I want to punch them in their fat guts!
5. An old man at the country club kissed my cheek once because he liked the table.
6. I hate working real jobs. I haven't been properly trained. Eight shows a week, no problem, 9-5....forget it. I'd rather eat my own vomit. Not kidding.
7. I think that people in SoCal are meaner than people anywhere on this planet. Money will NOT buy you happiness. I've got proof. They're called the "B#$ch Top Five" and they're all members at the Brentwood Country club (since I am no longer an employee I have no desire to protect the guilty any more. Not that I ever really cared anyway).
8. I really do believe that Macs are better than PC's.
9. I have the most creative, talented friends in the world.
10. I don't like to clean toilets.
11. I can't stop at ten now, can I? This is a random list!
12. I wish I had an I-phone.
13. I think that Lindsay Lohan (get to rehab), Paris Hilton (go back to jail), Britney Spears (get some counseling), and Nicole Richie (eat some cheese) should be banished to a place without cell phones (say...Gnome, Alaska) because of their irresponsible representation of women in general. Get a life, you losers!
That really became more of a Dennis Miller-like rant. But I do feel better. Thanks, Jules, for the tip.
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I am feeling somewhat insignificant at the moment. I just checked on an LA friend's website about how she went around the world for the last year with her husband and children. Then on a whim I google the name of an old high school friend. That friend is living in LA with a boyfriend. I am moldering in Pocatello, ID with nothing more for a boyfriend than the teddy bear that has graced my bed since I was 14. Erin, if you see this and remember Rachel Lloyd give me an e-mail at kehoutzabe@hotmail.com.
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